I'm looking for a drop-dead gorgeous woman to take to social, business, and charity events.





I'm what most people would consider "filthy rich." I'm very particular, I'm very demanding, and I'm used to getting what I want. I'm not always a jerk, but I have a temper because I'm usually under a great deal of stress with work. I've dated and I'm tired of it, so I want to try something new.





Basically, I'm willing to pay you to be my girlfriend. You can move into my guest house after one month if we seem to have an arrangement that we both like. I will also pay you $25,000 per month to basically be my girlfriend, make my peers and colleagues jealous, and take care of my intimate needs when I have time. We will also do a lot of traveling and since I'll be working much of the time, you can bring friends if you'd like. You can also take advantage of my house staff (personal chef, driver, personal shopper, etc.) and my collection of vehicles or my yacht. Overall, you get to live in the lap of luxury because I'm sick and tired of dating. All I ask for in return is that you make yourself available to me on my schedule for parties, events, and intimacy. When not with me, you're free to do anything you want.





I tried this before on Craigslist and I gave a lot more detail. It didn't work out too well because everyone who read it over-analyzed it. Don't send me e-mails saying I'm not a happy person or that I'll never find love. I really don't care. I'd rather have a business relationship, get what I want, give her everything she needs, and know where I stand than have to deal with the typical relationship roller coaster. I'm not looking for a wife, I'm looking for a woman who doesn't mind using me for my money while I use her for her looks and her female companionship.





Requirements:


1> You must be 20-28 years old.


2> You must also be able to hold an intelligent conversation or able to not embarrass me if you're part of a conversation you don't understand.


3> You must be white (nationality does not matter, but race does - interracial dating in my social circle is frowned upon).


4> This goes without saying, but you should be unbelievably attractive.


5> You must be willing to deal with my demanding nature. I'm used to getting what I want, when I want it. Spend enough time with me and you'll understand because when you have a lot of money, people kiss your ass all the time.


6> You must be single.


7> While I would one day like to have children and I have nothing against single mothers, you should probably not involve children. Our schedule will not be child-friendly. If you're a mother, you will have free time to see your kids, but they should not be living with you. Again, our schedules can be very spontaneous and they will not be kid-friendly.


8> You also need to be very patient. I'm not the easiest person to get along with, I'm opinionated, I have a temper, and I'm hugely demanding in almost every aspect of my life.





If you're still interested:





1> Tell me about yourself.


2> Tell me why you think I should choose you.


3> Describe your best qualities.


4> Tell me your education level.


5> Send me at least three pictures of yourself (anything you want... G, PG, PG-13, R, X, XXX, whatever. You choose.)


6> Tell me a joke or a story... Can you make me laugh?


7> Tell me something that you think will get me excited about you! (anything you'd like... A story, a secret, a crazy hobby, etc.)





If you're going to write just to bash me, don't bother. I posted this awhile ago and I've heard it all. If you're serious about taking me up on this offer, please respond.